"Oi, aren't you the one who starved me this morning, put me in a plastic box, held me when the horror lady took my blood and drove a needle into my bum?"
"Eh, yes. That's not quite the way I would look at it, but yes."
"I knew it! I am not talking to you. Go away."
"Oh, wait a minute! What's that?"
"It's called a camera."
"I know that, stupid. I am talking about that thing there, dangling in front of my nose."
"You mean the wrist strap?"
"Yeeesssssss! It's as good as dead!"
Get well soon, Mr. Cat. Eat fewer camera straps and you will be fine.
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