
He is not happy. Not at all. Apparently he had no intention of going to the beach wearing a thong. Bad luck, man. Look at the bright side of it:
a) it wasn't really a wax, she used a shaver
b) your vital parts are ok apart from a cyst near the pancreas
The cyst apparently is nothing to be awfully worried about, but it needs to be monitored. So, another "wax" will be coming your way in a couple of months. Is that the sound of little paws scuttling away, I hear?
I felt slightly guilty about the unwanted loss of hair (it was after all me who helped to pin him down on the vet's desk for the shave). So to make up for the tortures suffered through, I bought some chicken hearts and some fresh fish. Since I have unpacked and cooked everything, Mr Cat has been glued to the kitchen table. He can smell the goodies and even managed to open the closed box containing the cooked hearts. I guess, this means he has been hiding thumbs from me all this time.
It is Quite Interesting to note that you may have found the first Cat to have opposable claws and is quite probably the missing link. A sort of Piltdown Cat.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! So glad you're getting good advice and info. A good Xmas pressie!
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