I wish I really looked like that

Get away from it all

I have booked a summer walking holiday. It will take me about 5 hours by train and bus to get to the guesthouse from the airport. The brochure says: "please note that there is no mobile phone coverage [...]. Just to ensure that you really get away from it all [the guesthouse] doesn't have TV or internet access." Oh yes and the showers and toilets are just "down the hall". According to the tour operator apart from the walks all we should do is talk to one another, read a book, or contemplate the meaning of life during this holiday.